Blech. GROSS! This shit is nasty. What in the world does the star meter mean? Negative stars. Yup. You heard me. This drink is so bad it got -5 stars. (and I'm sorry to those who don't think it looks like -5 stars, i am not an artist, bitch).
All the cantaloupe and watermelon (plus a mix of super sweet soda, like sprite and pepsi) weren't successful in getting the gross, carbonated bland flavor of Natural Talking Rain out of my mouth.
Ow, I just bit my lip gritting my teeth so hard. Actually no, I'm seriously chowing down on as much sugary products as I can find.
The picture on the right is a picture of the can I had. I couldn't find any pictures of it online without the Dream. Think. Write. promotion. Ugh, thanks to this drink, I've completely lost any motivation to Dream. Think. or even Write. All I'm worrying about now is getting that horrid taste out of my mouth and erased from my memory.
When I grabbed the can out of the fridge, the stack looked pretty small. That means people like this stuff. I was thinking, you know... if people like it, it's not gonna be so bad. Now my exact thoughts are, "HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE THIS STUFF?"
Upon my first sip, I just wanted to completely rid my stomach of all its contents through the way they came from. I then, foolishly thought, maybe... that was just a bad first sip. So I gave it another try. The contents wanted to leave, if you get what I'm saying. They all ran up to the opening. Ok, I'll stop with that mess.
I would say this drink was like Club Soda, because of it's carbonation and stuff, but I'd honestly drink Club Soda than this. I wouldn't touch this drink ever again even with a ten foot pole.
If you're into no flavors (actually, there's a flavor, but just a rather bitter and icky one) and tons of carbonation, this is the drink for you.
There is not way in hell that the picture says -5 stars. It looks a lot more like 5/10 stars to me, which means that it is currently in the lead for your favorite drink.
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